feces

short version for feets is

Give me a blanket, my feces cold.

by Brent Schenk December 3, 2003

farce

Means something which is aggravating and annoying, something unpleasant and which has gone wrong.

Like when someone says "what a joke."

Josh: They left without you
Jess: What a f**king farce!

by wetmorewetmore April 8, 2008

Reese's Feces

The act of consuming Reese's peanut butter cups, usually in large quantities, in advance of defecating on your sexual partner. If timed just right the Reese's will be the primary ingredient in your feces. Hence, you have delivered a "Reese's Feces"

Jack has been in heaven since he learned to combine his two favorite things in the world, a Hot Karl and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Now his wife regularly requests a "Reese's Feces", and he his happy to oblige.

by kandayman March 7, 2011

fence-sitter

A negative term for someone who is bisexual.

I thought she liked girls, or is she a fence-sitter?

by cora January 1, 2005

sitting on the fence

a bisexual person

by 67 to the rescue June 5, 2003

Fence Jockey

Urban youths who spend all their free time sitting on fences near pay phones while shouting at traffic and attempting to sell drugs.

Look at that bunch of fence jockeys sitting by the 7-11.

by Landric April 1, 2003

Reese's Feces

the act of putting peanut butter on a turd

i can't believe you actually looked up Reese's Feces

by im in school right now no joke September 23, 2019