Fencing accident

A code word for getting a hickey

Guy 1: Aw dude, I got into such a bad fencing accident last night!
Guy 2: I thought you went to a party!
Guy 1: You betcha I did.

Mom: Oh honey what happened to your neck?
Son: Just a fencing accident, don’t worry about me mom!

by dumb👌🏼 shit November 3, 2017

fanche

Gargantuan ball sack; or a man with an enormous ball sack

Example One:

Juan: We're hittin' old papi mariposa's crib tonight. Who's in?
Jerryck: But Juan, papi mariposa is the baddest drug lord anywhere. We'll all be dead before we even get in the front door!
Jorge: He's right Juan, I don't wanna die...
Juan: Ay! Pinche pussies. Anyone with a fanche in this fucking room?

Example two:

Sam: Did you hear about Diego?
Kaleb: Nah, what happened?
Sam: He asked Cindy to prom...
Kaleb: Duuuude, what a fucking fanche! She's the hottest girl in school!

by OfficialSchlompticox December 3, 2017

Feench

The act of pulling a hair out of your ass crack.
It's a relief.

So it's also a term of endearment, but can also be used as a weapon of confusion for your enemies.

A softer version of binch or bointch.

Tyler: yo I just pulled a big feench in the shower.

Midge: bro that's disgusting, but I love ya

Kate: hello dear friend

Midge: yo what's up feench

Kate: what's a feench

Midge: it's a term of endearment, feench. ❤
Kate: okay feench.

by Midge de la motte March 4, 2018

Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

Felcher

Felcher- Term used to describe the act of cumming in a anal cavity and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

John Perry is a Felcher!

by Trefry June 15, 2018

FelchMeisterPope

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).

FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!

by Malaise October 13, 2018

felch face

When you have been sucking semen out of an anus, then spit it out onto their face. They are a felch face.

Alex: That guy totally spat semen out from my ass onto my face

Rob: So, your a felch face
Alex: I guess so, add that to the list.

by Light.Boy December 30, 2018