Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx February 28, 2018

feelings

the disease you catch from bad movies and the stranger than average sit-com

I say no go to a computer but that's actually saying no go to my life my feelings and my only belonging

by #readabook January 18, 2019

Feening

Using any one (or a combination) of a series of random, meaningless phrases to enrage or mildly irritate your interlocutor.

Feen: How’s the bus?
Other person: I don’t use the bus?
Feen: What did you do for 4/20?
Other person: Um... I don’t smoke?
Feen: Spoken to Luke lately?
Other person: I don’t know who Luke is, sorry. I’ve had enough of your Feening.

by EFeenPhoneFoam July 29, 2019

Feelings Walk

You taking a walk but it’s not like no ordinary walk. It’s in the middle of the night head down talking your mind to no one while blasting depressing music in your earbuds. The point of this is to let out what’s been on your shoulders lately and relax yourself so you don’t loose your sanity.

“Finna go on a feelings walk. Sh*ts been hurtin me lately”
“Boutta talk bout how I feel bout this girl by takin a feelings walk”

by InTheFeels August 24, 2019

Freefing

When you're in public and need a shit, and your anus relaxes and you start turtle heading, but manage to suck it back in and your bowels make a noise.

Guy: What's with that look on your face?
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.

by Overshared&Oversimplified November 15, 2019