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Fjordglimping

Dictionary meaning:

the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.

Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone
Dictionary:
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping

Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!
by Bwaxmougger December 2, 2024
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Fjordglimping

Fjordglimping-(Noun)

-The act of gooning till you soul ejaulates out of your penis and your seman is golden brown and it lands in your cats mouth and makes him leave his body while nutting back in your mouth
Bro: yoo man …. Wait why are you on the floor

Dog: Yea he kinda just Fjordglimped everywhere and now him and the cat are playing Minecraft 69 with George Washington

Bro: What’s Fjordglimping

Dog: Fjordglimping is The act of gooning till you soul ejaulates out of your penis and your seman is golden brown and it lands in your cats mouth and makes him leave his body while nutting back in your mouth
by Cock_Sucker_Mason December 4, 2024
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Fjordglimping

The sublime masturbation practice (Fjordglimping) involves poking a precisely 5 cm needle inside the tip of the penis, down to the root, then pulling the needle up and out of the penis. That process shall be repeated until climax.

This climax, if done correctly and performed for 66 hours, will transform and ascend your soul to the outer fraction of the galaxy.

This practice is described by many people (including myself) as ethereal, throbbingly transcendental, and gulpingly overwhelming.

Top critic, Matt Damon, who has perfected the practice masterfully, says that Fjordglimping is a "hand-crafted paradise."

other critics who also have perfected the practice:
1. The Rizzler
2. Lucas Ransborg
3. the creature
4. John pork (Rest in Peace)
5. Queen Elizabeth II (before her passing)
last week, i was Fjordglimping for over 66 hours. I definitly had a Sticky transcendence
by ZenzeiGoon December 22, 2024
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Fjordglimping

Partaking in sexual acts with furries in a dark forrest surrounded by worshippers of the swedish spirit of goon
"Hey man, lets Fjordglimp." "Nah my butt still hurts from last night's Fjordglimping, those furries got me good."
by Fjordexpert99_glimper January 21, 2025
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fjordgooning

When u nut all over a black nigga named Christian
“Bro trynna do sum fjordgooning later
by Pierre Da goat January 24, 2025
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fjordblimping

To fill the tip of cock with air and make it resemble a blimp then squeeze it out and say “the blimp is crashing
Yo bro im fjordblimping right now come look
by Thecreamboy February 21, 2025
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favoritz

Da two things dat I most enjoy --- staying at a swank hotel and munching round seven-hole-perforated crackerz. :P
I prefer "living cheap and healthy", and so spending huge sums for luxury-suite lodgings and chowing down on white-flour wafers are most-definitely NOT my "favoritz" as far as relaxational/recreational activities --- I'd much rather just be quietly camping out in da wild and chomping apples, carrots, and celery!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
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