Signs of a facebook whore:
1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
by Kyle Icenhower May 28, 2006
Get the facebook whoremug. Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
Do you have a facebook you should add me..
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
by freespiritfreemind September 15, 2013
Get the fuck facebookmug. by AlleySON January 7, 2011
Get the facebook browsingmug. by dallas1522 August 14, 2010
Get the Facebook Perfectmug. When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.
e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells
two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!
e.g 2
mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells
two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!
e.g 2
mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..
by MrPiffle March 8, 2009
Get the facebook rapedmug. someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!
Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.
by Joolin February 11, 2008
Get the facebook philanthropistmug. by Yztud October 2, 2009
Get the Facebook Favemug.