Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!

Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!

Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...

by Randomanzkid August 20, 2009

edward scissor hands

edward scissor hands is when a girl chafe's you on a hand job

In 7th grade this girl had the worst edward scissor hands

by Billy V. April 18, 2006

Edward

Edward is one of the coolest guy's you will ever meet. He is nice, kind, caring, sweet, loving, and cute. If you ever Meet him be prepared though because he is a dorkish nerd and acts a bit wierd at times but only because he is so sure of his sexuallity he dosnt need care if people think he is gay, but its ok because he is good enough to get any girl, but is often to shy to ask them out.

Person 1: Hey have you met Edward?
Person 2: No i havnt he seems like a fag...
P1: Well he is not he just act's a bit wierd...

Rich: Hey Edward did you know that she likes you?
Edward: Yeah im just to shy to ask her out...
Rich: Go for it bro!

by The Man with no Name. March 2, 2010

trent edwards

QB of the Buffalo Bills, aka "The Truth".

Hey how'd trent edwards do today?

pretty truthful as usual.

by Colin G. January 3, 2008

edward cullen

A) An overprotective creep.

B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.

"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"

by throughthefire391 February 28, 2010

Edward Cullen

1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.

2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.

Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."

Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"

by TheBatFunk June 30, 2010

Edward Cullen

--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person

1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!

2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!

3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!

by Fire-Luv June 3, 2011