Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!
Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!
Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...
Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...
by Randomanzkid August 20, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug.