Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Cum dumpster

A person who enjoys being covered in cum, on all regions of there body

Tom is such a cum dumpster, he's always covered in the stuff

by Reeceh July 20, 2017

Dumpster Flowers

The act of a woman volunteering for anal sex

Jaxon, bro! Mikaela totally gave me dumpster flowers for my birthday!

by Nutsackmuscle April 11, 2021

Dumpster humper

Meaning to have sex with trashy people..Or someone or one particular person always filling the dumpster full of trash before you can put trash in yourself..

Porn stats are dumpster humpers.

by Blackvictor November 21, 2016

dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

by Steed Dropout August 28, 2012

dumpster hotdog

A sexual act : To receive oral sex immediately after administering rough anal sex.

buddy: did you get some last night?

bro: hell yea ... that girl was freaky!

buddy: How freaky was she?!

bro: She was so freaky she let me feed her the dumpster hotdog !

by neocidal November 28, 2012

Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.

Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."

by Dan the shrubber April 29, 2016