Doris

A mother. Female caretaker.

I love my Doris.

Meet my Doris.

This is my father and Doris.

by Sococo April 1, 2009

Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

dorito girl

an annoying, player of the flute who snacks on doritos while playing in band.

Man cant you get those chips away from the dorito girl?

by ching chang ming June 26, 2006

doriguzzi

(n)Term used for Italian greaseball that finds pleasure during fetish-like incestrial acts.

1. Person with dark complection involved in sexual abuse and slaughter of same-sex relatives.

2. Ancestor of Benito Mussolini, rapes and carves people of similar ancestry.

Jared was sentenced and imprisoned, no wonder, he is a doriguzzi.

by bigsexycousin January 8, 2009

Dorito effect

When a guy has a muscular build that makes the shoulders look wider and waist smaller. Essentially his torso is shaped like a dorito. Hence the name

Did you see his body. He definitely has the dorito effect

by Jaekanjeon October 15, 2018

Sweaty Doritos

When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!

Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!

by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016

Dirty Dori

When you are sexually connected to a door.

Yesterday I saw charlie doing a Dirty Dori and it was very disturbing!

by SmartDirtyLiam February 6, 2022