by G-reg319 April 2, 2011
Get the Douchebag mug.People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
by J ster April 9, 2006
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by josh54457 May 19, 2006
Get the douchebagery mug.A homosexual man who for some reason thinks he's cool and is just like a douchebag (hence the term douchefag) but is attracted to men. All of his friends are slutty, desperate whores who give it up to anyone who will have them.
A douchefag defends his slutty female friends in all situations, even though she's probably majorly desperate and pathetic.
by kjsdklfaj March 19, 2010
Get the Douchefag mug.A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
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