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Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.
That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag
by grad98cofc March 22, 2013
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Douchebag Pic

The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.
Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....

Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.
by Formithis May 26, 2013
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Douchebag

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
by Ajent123 August 26, 2013
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L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.
by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013
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Douchebag Moment

When you are normally not a douchebag type but for a split moment act like a douchebag.
Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.

Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.

Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.

Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment

Guy 1: Oh ok.
by Gamerlives April 24, 2014
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1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.

2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.

3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.

4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.

5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.

6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!

That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
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Someone who has gone to the extreme of being a dick head
Fuck the street rat Jon Mozer. He's a complete douchebag.
by Rob Martian September 13, 2014
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