Aisle Donkey

Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.

Those damn aisle donkeys are always trying to fuck my husband when he goes to Hawaii.

by Kronl December 24, 2022

Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"

by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

upside down donkey

a sex move were the man tries to pin a tail shaped buttplug into the girl while hanging from a rotating ceiling fan

dude1: damn agatha really enjoyed the upside down donkey last night

dude2: wow wanna try that out with me?

dude1: you're mum gay nibba

by SosigIncarnate January 15, 2018

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

donkey fuckers

what the racist watt calls the Irish

i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work

by watt is a racist June 23, 2004

donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005