Dicking Around 

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.

When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.

Dicking Around by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

dicking about 

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

dicking about by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

dry dockin' 

masturbation without lotion or any form of lubrication

guy-i caught this guy masturbating outside yesterday, it was fucked up he didnt even have any lube
mums friend-what no lotion?
mum-no man he was dry dockin'

dry dockin' by Evan4401 March 23, 2011

Ducking 

The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.

Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!

Ducking by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011

urban dicking 

Adding somebody's name to the urban dictionary for the sole purpose of getting into his/her pants.

Did you see that urban dictionary entry?

Marc was totally urban dicking Marsibil.

yah mahn, she's hot. I totally tried urban dicking her.

urban dicking by passdaDutchy February 4, 2010

Nigger Dicking 

To fool, deceive, or to act completely immature to someone.

That system only costs that much, and your asking double! Are You Nigger Dicking me?

Nigger Dicking by Jost November 26, 2006

whiskey-dicking 

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.

"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !

whiskey-dicking by Hwoody March 7, 2016