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The Dicking 

With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.
That thizz was the all-night dicking!

You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!

All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!

Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.

Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.
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Dirty Dicking 

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people
That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

Dicking Around 

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.
Dicking Around by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

dicking about 

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.
Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-
dicking about by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

dry dockin' 

masturbation without lotion or any form of lubrication
guy-i caught this guy masturbating outside yesterday, it was fucked up he didnt even have any lube
mums friend-what no lotion?
mum-no man he was dry dockin'
dry dockin' by Evan4401 March 23, 2011
The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!
Ducking by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011

urban dicking 

Adding somebody's name to the urban dictionary for the sole purpose of getting into his/her pants.
Did you see that urban dictionary entry?

Marc was totally urban dicking Marsibil.

yah mahn, she's hot. I totally tried urban dicking her.
urban dicking by passdaDutchy February 4, 2010