1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010
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Get the Dead Betsy mug.Pretending to be drunk or passed out in a compromising situation in order to escape unintended consequences. Basically when someone is under the influence and uses the "I was really drunk excuse," in this case pretending to "pass out," in order to escape retribution from another individual or group.
Sam was getting a lap dance from Tim's girlfriend, Michelle, when Tim walked in. Sam decided to play dead and he told Tim the next morning that Michelle had given him a lap dance after he passed out.
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Get the Dead Weight mug.a legend that creeped me out so badly i have a trauma of it... i couldn't listen to the beatles for a few years...
someone made up a story that some guy replaced the real paul mccartney when he died, they say, in a car accident that decapitated him. they say there are "clues" in the songs when played backwards and in the album covers.
there's a little problem in the legend: there is no real motive for the replacement, and how the hell did they found a guy who: 1. looked like paul, 2. sung like paul and 3.played the bass?
and for the clues, the beatles made so many songs that OF COURSE some freak found something that MAYBE played backwards sounds like someone is saying something that actually doesn't really have sense. and, the cover pictures, they are the same story: if you make up a bit, you can find clues everywhere.
someone made up a story that some guy replaced the real paul mccartney when he died, they say, in a car accident that decapitated him. they say there are "clues" in the songs when played backwards and in the album covers.
there's a little problem in the legend: there is no real motive for the replacement, and how the hell did they found a guy who: 1. looked like paul, 2. sung like paul and 3.played the bass?
and for the clues, the beatles made so many songs that OF COURSE some freak found something that MAYBE played backwards sounds like someone is saying something that actually doesn't really have sense. and, the cover pictures, they are the same story: if you make up a bit, you can find clues everywhere.
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