Diesel cucumber

When performing oral activities so extreme, the penis acts as a plunger, causes the person giving oral to have trajectoral vomit and then proceed to eat it off the stomach of the other person.

-Dude, how was you night last night?!
-dude, it was good. I gave her the diesel cucumber.

by Shlongdong January 13, 2015

She-cuck

She-cuck; a woman who is awear that her man is cheating, yet continues to be with him.

Most likely cause is lack of selfworth or appreciation. Another possible explanation is being dick whiped

Person 1: Did u hear about stacey
Person2: no what happened
Person1: steven cheated on her agin
Person2: omg really, staceys a fucken she-cuck?
Person1:yup

by Big papa sauce August 13, 2018

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches

Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin

by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019

onion cuck

Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.

Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."

by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019

Text cuck

When you lets your girl read and respond to the boys group text.

I know that wasnt Keith, he is such a text cuck.

by Unfollowed February 11, 2020

Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020