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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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Pulled A Craig

Got absolutely twatted and fell asleep, ruining any plans.
Jerome had many important tasks to do, but instead he pulled a Craig.
by Roy is a poor imigrant January 17, 2024
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Corner Craig

When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
Last night was so fun, I played Corner Craig as my wife got adjusted.
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
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Corner Craig

When a male likes to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
Man, last night was so fun. I played Corner Craig as my wife got fully adjusted
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
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Craig

A 9 year old boy in a cartoon movie named South Park, wears blue and constantly holds up the middle finger towards the principled
Mr Mackey: Hey Craig, why do you always get sent to the principle office MKAY?!
Craig: Holds up middle finger
Mr mackey: Did you just do that to me Mkay?
by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023
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On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.
Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker
by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023
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Maleah Craig

Maleah got w Rizz ong 🙏🙏
Maleah Craig has w Rizz ?!??
Everyone: yea, she does 🙏
by Celina middle school April 28, 2023
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