Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.

Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker

by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 05, 2016

cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

by Matty Rich April 30, 2007

Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.

Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?

by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017

cracker shack

a house or apartment full of white people

hey!,its a cracker shack

by tatersalad August 06, 2003

graham cracker

A black person that acts white

It may be brown, but it's still a cracker

"Look at that black boy in the mosh pit...what a graham cracker"

by Brianne1979 January 05, 2006

Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.

Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016