Covfefe 

According to those who worship the ancient Egyptian god Kek known as Kekistanis, Covfefe is a modernization of the ancient Kekistani word 'kunfekfek'. It is a declaration of holy war that can only be initiated by their God Emperor. It is said to summon the so called weaponized autistic power from the message board of piece, as well as mobilize meme warriors from r/the_Donald and other Kekistani splinter groups. There are also rumors that ancient warriors and wizards of Covfefe have been resurrected on Twitter.

Negative press coverage Covfefe has been declared. All those who oppose the God Emperor must be destroyed to ensure the future of the Kekistani people.

Covfefe by Exelepepe June 2, 2017

Covfefe 

When you're on the can in the middle of the night and you want coffee but you tweet for covfefe!

Charles, will you please bring me a cup of covfefe to the bathroom?

Covfefe by Therealfonaldtrump May 30, 2017

Covfefe 

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

Covfefe by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017

Covfefe 

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

Covfefe by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe 

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

Covfefe by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe 

When your hands are so small you constantly seem to misspell random words in Tweets & Texts

You know Trump, his Tweets never make sense cause of his Covfefe

Covfefe by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017

Covfefe 

When it is past your bedtime and you are sleepy, but you need some coffee to stay awake and tweet something for attention. In that case, some of the words in your tweet might resemble the word coffee.

Example: If Ivy wasn't my daughter, I would have covfefe her ...

Covfefe by Tahmeana May 31, 2017