Combat Load

1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.

2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.

1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"

2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."

by pervertatoid August 14, 2010

mortal combat

when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.

John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...

by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011

combing

when one uses a comb like device to straighten the bodily hair of one's lover, in order to create a relaxing yet sensuale experience and funtime.

I am combing you now, bitch.

by 25 Cromwell Street October 14, 2008

combitch

Complaining and bitching at once.

Com "Complain" + Bitch "Bitching"

All credits go to Brandi and her mother.

Quit the combitching, I'll feed you when I can see your ribs, fatty!

by lessthangreen September 23, 2004

combat boots

combat boots are the official foot wear of bashers every where. it doesnt matter if your racist or anti-gay if your not wearing combat boots when you bash its only half cool

friend: hey wanna go gay bashing?

me: fuck yea! lemme get my combat boots

by Mr.Frankenstein February 12, 2009

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

by matilder December 12, 2008

chombies

Indian either food or person. Non derogatory

Let's go for a chombie
Sanjeet is a chombie

by Nick Goddard March 22, 2005