Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colbeer

colbeer cold bud-light The act of ordering a cold beer.

Hey mollie get me a colbeer.

by Rdc7s May 15, 2017

Colbertophobia

The fear of being laughed out of office.

After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.

by WTF is going on here? May 9, 2018

colbee

the absolute shortest person you WILL EVER MEET. probably is the shortest of your friend group, she loves hoodies, gets in her feelings TOOOOO much. she has a very specific type, so if she catches feelings fro you, consider yourself lucky! did i mention most colbees are also VERY good at game pigeon and are kinda addicted to tiktok.

i heard colbee likes that guy.

dangggg. he must be a really good one

by bigbootyshrek October 30, 2019

colbert

a nick name i gave my dog cola that everyone in my house hates

:colbert wanna go for a walk
everyone: 😠

by ILikeAnimals&Plants December 28, 2020

colbertarianism

A religion where those who parttake are racism and homophobic

I'm into colbertarianism now bro! oh you're racist? yeah!

by Shuffler69420 October 19, 2021

Colbert

Loves drugs and eating sandwiches induced by hot milfs in his area. give him a kissy-wissy and he'll make your day. Shave his head and get a special stick that can be stuck up a dog's ass for "therapeutic" reasons.

Damn, I want a colbert to lighten my day.

by anonymous May 25, 2022