Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

Coconut City

The state of mind after you've been smoking so much weed that it's like it's snowing in your brain.

"We've reached Coconut City, people!" in a party where they've been passing around a big bowl.

by Bernart de Ventadorn February 7, 2021

zim zim coconut

an expression of extreme frustration and anger. It stems from an onomatopoeic aproximation of Hiro Nakamura's Japanese expression of frustation in Afica in episode 40 "Dying of the Light" of Heroes.

(after watching someone take the last parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve)
Zim Zim Coconut!

by gregbell76 February 28, 2009

Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021

Coconut Cracker

Offensive slang twords Hawaiians.

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."

by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024

Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

Coconut Bo

🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

Person 1: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐
Person 2: 🛐 RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 🛐

by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021