page clicker

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.

While reading Neil deGrass Tyson's Autobiography on my Amazon Kindle and his personal account of the events of September 11th 2001 I found the eBook to be a real page clicker as I became absorbed in the story.

by urbanAstrophysicistWannaBe January 5, 2011

rice cracker

An Asian guy (usually Chinese), who smokes crack because he can't afford opium.

The term was most likely coined during the Opium Wars, during which the corrupt Chinese Government imported opium to feed it's own people. Those in power, made huge profits. Those who couldn't afford, turned to crack. Hence rice cracker was born.

My Friend: Gee, your Uncle Chong is such a Rice cracker!
Me: He's going to be rich soon, he's upgrading to Opium!

by Dablackbooty September 3, 2011

cracker black

Ese that is white, but macks so much that he is literally black. A reverse oreo. White chocolate.

Man that white cracker over there got serious game. That's one cracker black, nigga.

by White Ninja June 25, 2006

cracker bitch

What the brothers call the bitch in a honkey crew.

"Look at that cracker bitch geekin on the pipe!"

by them bonez January 7, 2009

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

cracker crazy

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.

Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!

by crunktown January 22, 2011

cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch November 29, 2015