Chudstick

Imagine a stick of deodorant, but with a chud replacing the pasty stuff. A Chud is a short fat potato shit. So think of a potato stuffed into a speed stick case, but shit instead.

"That guy smells like a pasty b-hole"
"He must of used his chudstick this morning"

by I Love Chuds January 11, 2009

Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

num-chuks

something that hurts if used the right way

i hit myself in the balls with my num-chuks...

by tainted shadow September 16, 2006

Chubster

this word means totally awsome pony who is awsomely pertii and bound to win prettist mare or most handsome gelding still a novice but look at herr or himm goo.

That pony is a 'Chubster'

by HollieBonnolii X August 11, 2008

chum

a cross between chunks and scum, usually found in dirty places. this word can be used to discribe most random objects also.

"i just cleaned all the chum out of the bottom of the dishwasher. scrape your plates next time , idiot."

"i went to the mall and bought some random chum "

by twisted mitch July 21, 2006

bumb chum

Somebody you you share the area inside your ass with and they share theirs with you.

Both those fools gay, they must be bumb chums

by Slick Mikey March 21, 2003

the chum bucket

A move performed during intercourse where one partner sneezes into the other's mouth

Dear, I just did the chum bucket on you. Was it as good for you as it was for me?

by The Greek God December 13, 2008