chuffed

To be given a good seeing to by a colleague in a place of work

"I was well chuffed on the common room table"

by Gooorggeous December 26, 2005

chuffa

When a girl, or boy, performs oral sex while their recipricant is taking a shit, or doogy.

Nate gave Cody a smelly chuffa last week.

by Nate Veilleux December 11, 2006

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

by selyon December 28, 2007

cauff

The sound made by a man when he discovers the female he is about to go down on hasnt washed in a month.

Cauff.... jesus girl, that stinks

by Andrew March 10, 2004

CHUFK

an abbreviation for
Catastrophic
Harmful
Un-
Fortunate
Karma

Person 1: Dude... after he became a racist jerk and started getting selfish and rude, his house burned down and all his money got lost in the bank and he lost this job because his enemy made up a lie about him. That's Karma
Person 2: No dude... thats CHUFK

by jsjslr;x May 18, 2011

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits June 11, 2012

Chiff

Verb.
To exhale sharply through the nose expressing mild amusement or dismissive acknowledgement of an attempt at humor.

Noun.
Said exhalation.

The meme struck a chord, and she chiffed quietly to herself.

His roomates' chiffs made it clear Ezekiel's jokes weren't ready for open mic night.

by chiffler December 2, 2018