vaginal ice cream

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish

my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead

by kisameassa July 10, 2007

ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

whipped cream

a really sweet thing to put on

1)ice cream
2)cake
3)your man

Put some whipped cream on me baby

Yes, sir!

by 44dinablowurhorn44 May 16, 2007

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

Cream The Cookie

Typically a frat game, where a group of young men are seated around a table and a cookie is placed in the center of the formentioned table. They then proceed to masturbate and land their penis-pudding on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie, is forced to consume it.

Man, that cookie was delicious! I'm glad we put all that cream on it!

Do we have anymore of those cookies from last night? I love playing cream the cookie.

Now I know what it is like to swallow a load =

by MC Clitty McClitster June 25, 2006

Ice cream antisocial

A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.

Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.

by Motocrossgreg July 25, 2010

Cream Trampoline

A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.

Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.

by Denver Dudes March 29, 2011