kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 2, 2021

Child Molestor

A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!

All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.

Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?

Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?

Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)

Sally: Uhm… okay :)

As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3

by hajjagain? January 29, 2022

child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys

Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!

by crazgirl October 24, 2020

Roblox Child

a usual 2 - 12 year old trying to swear at teenagers for talking

Roblox Child: hi boomer
Teenager: im only 17
Roblox Child; your still old b****
Teenager: its You're and, your only 7 kid.

by Urban Dictionary user 1937214 May 30, 2021

STEM Child

These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.

Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.

by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021

Child of Nature

When you feel like nature is your home and you are connected to it.
Children of Nature are like a little flower that is weak in a pot but in the forest it will become a huge and strong bush.

I prefer nature instead of city, I'm a child of Nature

by KNMiko November 6, 2017