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Garbage Ass Charles

when your best friend tells you that he just banged your girlfriend.
Wow kenny is a real garbage ass charles.
by Flinner FSU April 11, 2009
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Crankin' that Ray Charles

Crankin' that Ray Charles is when you can't see shit. Or when somebody covers your eyes.
Jake: Dood wtf whys it so dark in here?
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!
by -G-age March 11, 2009
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Charles

Completely dysfunctional, alcoholic, drug-addicted, psychotic cretin who frequents Internet chat sites using proxies to prevent the site owner/s being able to track down their identity, thus enabling a feeling of security when contacting decent members with all manner of gross/sick messages.
Ugh! I've just had some creep do a Charles on me in the chat room!
by Rotogravure December 8, 2010
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Charles Clarke

Charles Clarke was formerly the Home Secretary in Tony Blair's fascist New Labour Government. His physical appearance was that of a beetroot-faced commandant, while his policies explicitly stated that for reasons of national security, every person living in Britain needed to be fingerprinted,, investigated, and issued with an ID card which was to be carried at all times under threat of arrest and torture.

Under the excuse of a nationwide epidemic, the terrifyingly named Avian Flu (which had already killed 23 people throughout Asia and Europe) he planned to instigate a curfew and using the pretext of "inoculation" to insert into every British person a microchip similar to the ones used on domestic pets.

His department was also in charge of the criminal records unit which provided employers with details of the criminal records of the public. Sadly such was the ruthless inefficiency of this department that 3000 people ended up wrongly portrayed as criminals when they were in fact innocent.
He was also in charge of the department which released thousands of foreign murderers, rapists and thugs onto the streets when they should actually have been deported.

Clarke was a monstrous, deluded and incompetent man who loved to portray the British public as rampant, dangerous criminals, preaching that to preserve our freedom we had to surrender it. He delighted in proposing draconian laws to protect us from "terrorists" when in fact if such people actually existed, his demonstrable incompetence would ensure that they would succeed. Luckily for the British people, the "terrorists" were largely the invention of Tony Blair and MI5. If anybody wanted to blow things up, with Clarke in charge they would almost certainly succeed.
Perhaps his most hateful attribute was his personal manner; he liked to cultivate the air of a magisterial headmaster, sternly doling out justice from on high. During a particularly bad televised savaging, he was seen to be taking notes - although personally I suspected he was writing a letter along the lines of "Dear Auntie Maggie, I am on some godawful pleb television show where members of the public are openly encouraged to question my competence. When will they realise I am not here to answer their questions, I am here to punish them for living in this country.. they'll be sorry when they're sent to the new subversive internment camps I've got planned..."

Clarke was finally booted out after public outcry grew so strident that even Prime Minister Tony Blair, He Who Will Not Listen, was forced to sack him.
"Nobody is innocent... we're just here to determine the level of guilt." - Charles Clarke

"Every person currently in Britain is a potential threat to the Labour Party and we must recognise this and act on it."

"1000 foreign criminals released? I'm sorry, I don't know anything about that, despite the fact that it's my full-time job to know these things. Hail Blair!"

"3000 innocent people branded as criminals? Tough. They will get NO compensation from me or anyone else. Quite frankly, I believe that they probably were guilty of something, it's just that my department was too incompetent to find out what... Hail Blair!"
by Anne Observer June 11, 2006
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ray charles nipple

a nipple that is bumpy all over and looks like brail.
Damn that girl is so cold she has a ray charles nipple!
by Wes O.G. November 26, 2006
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college of charleston

CofC is an up and comming school with a competitive academic system...not only are the academics good but so are the drugs, beaches, weed, women;5 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. If you could live in a fantasy world and maintain doing your hw at the same time then this is the school for you.....The only down side is that that southern girls dont put out, and if you are not wearing a sun dress at least 5 days a week, you are a loser, shows how much southern girls know about fashion....southern guys shouldnt be left out either, their sense of clothes consists of khaki shorts and tucked in shirts on a daily basis, well at least thats the only initiation for getting into a frat, and trust me frat life is kinda gay at college of charleston.......
....Girls sun bath in their bikinis on the College of Charleston library lawn
by MMMC June 10, 2007
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Charles

a short asian headass thats perverted and has a weird obsession with animals like penguins
ew charles stop staring at the naked woman!
by skrtskrtm8 February 26, 2019
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