Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

potato cake

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)

"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"

by ungoliant May 5, 2006

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

rice caked

When one drops in on your wave when surfing.

Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.

by Cobin June 2, 2015

layer cake

The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.

Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.

by Birdamus December 3, 2013

noob cake

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

eat cake

That act of eating ass. Also known as rimming. Oral sex on a female with a large well shaped ass.

I'm going to take that girl with the nice ass home, I want to eat cake!

by Echo4Romeo May 1, 2020