Bumberbore

Bumber, is one thing but Bumberbore is a uniquly retarded person, that don’t give a fuck, and likes to be dumb bc that’s his thing

Rambo: Yo BUMBER! U stupid betch get ur ass on forza u bum
Bumberbore: Watch ur mouth betch u smelly fag I’m at work dum twat fuck!?!

by Bumberbore August 6, 2023

Bumber

A very cool dude

"Woah, that dude is a Bumber!"

by Bumber765 August 7, 2023

Bumberclit

when at first glance her pum is so amazing you scream BUMBERCLIT

“Hey bro how was your first time?”
“Bro her pum was so nice i screamed BUMBERCLIT”

by Adzino August 15, 2023

Bumber

A phone number which a woman shares with guys she meets on dating apps. It is not her personal number as a precaution, usually shared for formal purposes.

She was interested to know more about him after the first date, but still wasn't sure if he was the right one. She decided to share her bumber with him for now.

by reserveFluid August 18, 2023

bumblecuck

When a 55 year old pilot (who pretends to be 35) and his wife are on Bumble looking for a 3rd to join their sad fuck party.

Jim was plowing Doug's wife and wouldn't let her own husband join in. Doug is the epitome of a bumblecuck.

by touchmyapple August 30, 2023

bumblefuckery

#bumblefuckery #bumblefry #bumblebeez: Momentary failure to live up to the Mission, Vision and Values (MVV) declared by the Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a verifiably beneficial service (VBS). Who through the provision of service, and/or way service was provided, caused unintentional or unrecognizable harm (CUIH or CURH) to student/s, client/s, patient/s or other service recipient/s (S/C/P/OSR). And may have done so so in ways that adversely impact both the S/C/P/OSR as well as their Kin (via inconvenience, expense, &/or situational, chronic or seismic harm (Via I, E, SH/CH/SH). The impact of which may affect current financial, physical, mental, emotional, moral &/or spiritual well-being and may also extend in far reaching ways, compounding existing trauma from lived experiences where harm was caused when progress, well-being &/or healing was promised yet not delivered in categorially inept &/or harmful ways; requiring time, energy and money to care for immediate wounds, while also having to address, redress or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible. #restitutionrequiredalongwithpossiblerestorationandreparations

"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ " Swim School in _ _ _ _ _ _, CA USA exhibited #bumblefuckery when the owners did not immediately reprimand their employees for spanking K-5 students who were scared to swim instead of exploring what was scary about learning to swim and determining how to better approach acclimating #WaterSensitive Students #NeurodiverseStudents #StudentsWithInvisibleDisabilities to a pool environment. Including the pool itself; the scent of a pool; the ambient and variable sounds of a pool; the temperature of a pool and how it varies from first steps to deepest waters; the physical sensations of being in a pool up to your *ankles, calves, *knees, *groin, *chest, *neck; and/or *having your head underwater be it momentarily and willingly or otherwise**. Not to mention taking on larger Learning Curves like staying underwater for more than the average person can hold their breath, dog paddling in the deep end of the pool (aided or unaided), jumping off a diving board (accompanied or unaccompanied), sliding down a slide (retro, current or water park) and/or jumping off a high dive (knowingly and with consent or unknowingly without consent).

* Each of these requiring a different level of awareness, care, concern and trouble shooting depending of the lived experiences of the student, client or other service recipient -- along with different approaches to safely move from shallower waters to deeper waters, well assisted and well supported, to independently.

by Wendy Darling + Peter's Wendy August 31, 2023

Bumblebee

Yellow twin of cliff jumper that gets spotlight

Bumblebee is a yellow version of cliffjumper

by anonymous December 26, 2023