A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
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he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
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Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.
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