braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

Badeauer

Someone who continually tells Greg S. that he has issues. This typically happens in editorially Chat Rooms.

There was a Badeauer in Monday's editorial chat.

by greg December 27, 2004

Blade

To be gay, suspect, a faggo or an Alex Gomez

Alex gomez: you gonna let me suck that dick?
Dave: you chainsaw swiss army knife 'blade' ass nigga

by zyzzkunt May 21, 2015

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

Tom Pettying a blade

When you can't back down from shoving a sword up your booty hole.

"I just got out of the hospital, I was Tom Pettying a blade"

by Owl luvr 69 August 25, 2017

blade

A cruel game where a frisbee is thown high in the air at a steepe angle and must be caught with one hand. And if missed the player must lay down and not move while a disc is thrown at them.

Dude wanna play blade?
Blade is balls man, hell yes!

by Disc3343 May 8, 2005

slang blade

n. knife

no idea who coined the term, but them slang blade mother fuckers be trill

check out ma new slang blade. it's mother fucking tizzite

by Loco Qutro July 12, 2005