Future Boyfriend

the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.

I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.

my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.

my future boyfriend just sent me a text!

by angiekalamazoo April 26, 2011

Your New Boyfriend

A song made by the Youtuber, Streamer and Musical Artist, Wilbur Soot. This song was released in 2020. It is a Comedic song. It is related to the two songs called: “I’m in Love with An E-Girl” and "Internet Ruined me".

Person 1: Have you heard about the latest song Wilbur uploaded?
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.

by SophiaTheDeer69 January 20, 2021

national boyfriend day

National Boyfriend Day is October 3rd. This is a day to show appreciation to boyfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your boyfriend today. Take him fishing or golfing or whatever his favorite activity. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let him know you appreciate him.

Andy, today is all about you and your special day, National Boyfriend Day!

by imlost29 June 26, 2017

OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome

A disease that afflicts girls who acquire a boyfriend and ignore every other person in their lives except for their significant other. They spend every moment possible with this person, much to the annoyance of their friends.

A girl with OMG!Boyfriend usually doesn't notice she has the disease until said boyfriend breaks up with her two years later and she's left alone and friendless.

I was supposed to go to the mall with Sarah, but she bailed on me to hang out with Steve. She has a horrible case of OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome.

by PinkertonChr July 2, 2009

vsco boyfriend

the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.

rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend

by vscoisforthegorls November 13, 2018

I have a Boyfriend

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.

Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend

by RiguRagu November 13, 2018

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019