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bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.
Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.
by rugtol44 June 30, 2018
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Mediterranean bong

A Mediterranean bong is a hookah. A hookah looks like a bong but fancier and more decorate. A middle-eastern bong
I would love to smoke weed on a Mediterranean bong, I mean a hookah.
by Deonestar July 12, 2018
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.bong bubble

The artificial inflation and over valuation of stocks in Canada in the cannabis sector leading up to legalization on October 17, 2018
What we're looking at today, with the dramatic increase in the tse today, is the .Bong bubble
by fp181bc July 28, 2018
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Tonker Bong

jessica is a total tonker bong
by gorlssss February 11, 2019
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Bong water

Bong water is the water used to cool of the sick ass shit
Bob drank all the fucking bong water so we ate the weed
by DaggerVeVo February 13, 2019
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bong vivant

A classier stoner. Think bon vivant, but with more cannabis.
Look at that individual, they are smoking their homegrown kush in a three-piece suit. They are a bong vivant.
by arrano June 11, 2018
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fonga bong

The act of repeatedly inserting one, two, three or four fingers to penetrate the vagina of a female.

Similar to finger banging, however usually done in a tropical or beach environment (Although some debate that it can be done anywhere even rat infested incest ridden trailer parks and piss flooded club toilets HOWEVER the minimum requirement for a Fonga Bongan is a warm summer-like day or the sound of bongo drums.
Jayden: Yo G, whats good, how was your holiday to Barbados?

Gervonte: Yes Jdot, it were lit, plenty of gyal, i fucked 2 different gyal every day, 4 on Friday and Saturday but Sunday I seen Rihanna pon road! u know she from Barbados yeh; so she were just driving by, stopped the car, asked me to get in and u know how i do, I smashed that ting for 26hours that day like a savage!

Jayden: Raaah, i swear you’re a bad man G, nobody does it like you. Rihanna..Yo hold up, ain’t that Tyrell over there. I swear he said hes going, Yo Tyrell!

Gervonte: Yo fuck Tyrell, the niccas been hating on me since day1, always watchin what i do. Don’t holla that nigga.

Jayden: Yo G don’t say that about your dad. That nigger 65 and still hustling to pay for them Jordans, Yes Uncle T, everything cool? Gervonte just been tellin me about the madness, all the gyal he been smashin, he locked the game off over there and dont get me started on Rihanna.

Tyrell: This lil nicca been talking shit again? the only game he had was holding hands with the 55year old hairy sweaty English lady.

Gervonte: Yeh after i held her hand i took her by the palm trees on the beach, drank coconut water played some Fonga Bongan!

Jayden: Damnnn nigger how you miss that out of your story, nobody gives a fuck about 4girls a day or Rihanna if you done a fonga bong. My nigga, you right your daddy is a hater, yo fuck you tyrell, u talk shit to Gervonte again, me n him gonna fuck your baby mother real good.
by Kaydotshot June 1, 2019
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