electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.

When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."

by thewholeagenda.com radio show April 25, 2012

Caveman Blues

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.

*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."

by purge August 3, 2007

blue tomato

1. A satire of any word that one may find on this website, urbandictionary.com;

2. Nothing at all: a meaningless word

Dude 1: Bro! I wanna blue tomato tonight!
Dude 2: What the hell does that mean?
Dude 1: uhhhhh.............

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016

blue psyched

When you believe someone is talking to you, then they turn to the side only to reveal that they are wearing and talking through a bluetooth earpiece!

"I thought that guy was talking to me, but he had a bluetooth!"

"Haha! You were just blue psyched!"

by Ryman Goose March 7, 2009

Blue Blazin'

Blue blazin': Old school slang for "lets take a smoke", where smoke can mean smoke cigarettes or get into trouble. A phrase you can use on your crazy friends who party hard and makes good vibes only.

"Aye homie he do be blue blazin'"
"Yeez you got into som real blue blazin'"
"Ey lets take a smoke"

by peterheffman37 December 7, 2020

Rhapsody Blue

When you want employees to wear a purple uniform, but you want them to think its going to be blue.

The employees have rejected purple as a uniform choice, so we’ll just keep the same purple but call it Rhapsody Blue and hope nobody notices it.

by UnitedBusDriver February 7, 2020

Blue Worm

An engorged and raging male erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins. Known for being exceptionally rigid.

My blue worm is on braaaaahhhh. Gotta rub it out.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017