blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.

Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.

by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014

Blowing Shine

The act of squirting semen out of your ass.

The best part of anal is afterwards when you get to watch them blowing shine.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

blowin ain't whoein

When a girl that is already in a relationship gives another guy a blowjob.

girl 1 - Amy, I can't believe you gave Jimmy a blowjob! What if Jason finds out?

girl 2 - So what if he does? Blowin ain't whoein!

by 5fingertoad October 5, 2016

Boxing the Compass

A game/challenge whereby consenting partners attempt to use any and as many items in a 360 degree radius for sexual purposes (normally stimulatory/penetrative).

We didn't come as we were busy boxing the compass.

by Mouse815 June 22, 2016

Blobing

Being lazy, unresponsive, unable to move, generally acting like a blob would.

I went to see if Dillon wants to go hiking tomorrow afternoon, but he was totally blobing

This weekend I'm gonna blob out and do nothing

by Heindle May 27, 2016

Bloing

Someone who is usually a huge douchebag and is terrible at literally everything.

Damn that bloing sucks.

by Kthen May 19, 2016

Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016