mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!

my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!

by ur dumb November 29, 2004

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Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind

I blind slimed my wife last night

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

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A model Boi from MIRACULOUS LADYBUG is known as Blind Boi. His real name is Adrien. His other name is fool Boi, Mr. jUSt A FriEnD or Mr. BBB( Blonde Blind Boi). He is the owner of Black Cat miraculous A.K.A Cat Nerd .

Nino:What is Marinette to you?

Adrien: Marinette, She's just a friend.
Nino get TRIGGED

Nino: How many times do I have to tell you. your more blinder than Kagami's mom, Blind Boi.

Adrien:Hey!

by Clumsynette Agrest March 18, 2022

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car blind

Being unable to see the true cost of cars to society and the environment.

My alder is so car blind he can't see how much space we give up for cars in this city.

by javasgifted February 4, 2022

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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

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Satire Blind

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.

“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021

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