blim

a burn to the fingers or any other part of the body after hot ash has fallen from a joint on to the area in question

Ouch, careful when youre passing.. you just gave me a blim!

by jambo April 25, 2004

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

Blimpkin

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the toilet on a blimp

i caught Lawrence giving Jeff a Blimpkin last week in the Goodyear blimp

by Shenis September 18, 2013

meat blimp

A blimp Full of Meat.

The Meat Blimp crashed today.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004

blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.

Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!

by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004

blidiot

Black Idiot. An unknowledgable african-american that has the ability to ruin your day.

I went down to the financial aide office and they told me i had to talk to Dwan at the Administration building. I get to Dwan and he tells me i need to speak with Chantel back at financial aide office. Those blidiots have no idea what the hell is going on down there.

by Wyndorf August 10, 2007

blimps

extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style

"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.

by BlimperBiitch May 8, 2011