Bjored

Being so bored that you mispell bored...on purpose...

I am so bjored...

by Dirzain June 21, 2004

Bjod

Bjod means Blow jobs on demand

Blow Jobs = a woman sucking a man's cock.
On demand = woman must give it whenever the man demands it.

"she must give Bjod's for any guy to even go out with her"

by SiaDW February 16, 2008

Bjørnar

Huge penis in Norwegian. He is natural smart and is a funny guy. The smartest guy in the school.

Wow u are so smart, is your name Bjørnar?

by Ivar Åst November 17, 2018

Bjäggenswämmker

Meaning "Good House-guest", this Swedish word is a socially acceptable custom where friends and neighbors engage in group sex, often in the shower or tub, to stay warm during the harsh cold.

Personally, I think the best part of having Bjäggenswämmker in the shower is that everyone gets into a soapy, sexy mess, while saving on firewood!

by yoj!mbo March 7, 2010

Bjartur

A huge fucking dichead

Hey have seen bjartur im going to kill him

by Lexalovesme December 5, 2017

bjork

Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.

Hapless bystander: Welcome to Bangkok!

Bjork: Gappa-Pdow!!!

by One Half April 8, 2006

bjw

Short for Blow Job Week.

The week when da ho is especially horny and especially bitchy she owes you blowjobs for her behavior. Take them.

Yea, man my ho is on the BJW. SWAWEEEET.

by mileslovesBJW May 6, 2010