Waukegan Municipal Beach

The Waukegan Municipal Beach is located at 201 Sea Horse Drive, Waukegan, Illinois 60085 (north of Chicago, Illinois). The beach is open daily from 6 A.M. to 9 P.M. and is free to residents of Waukegan, Illinois and $20.00 to non-residents of Waukegan, Illinois on weekends. The Waukegan Municipal Beach features one mile of sand along with some of the only remaining natural dunes in the Lake County, Illinois area. Recreational activities include swimming, sunbathing, picnicking, and sand volleyball. Also, open sand area gives the opportunity to play beach soccer, beach football, and other sports and activities. There is a concession stand open everyday from 10 A.M. to 9 P.M. There are no lifeguards on duty at this facility and swimming should be done so at your own risk.

I'm going to the Waukegan Municipal Beach to swim.

I'm going to tan at the Waukegan Municipal Beach.

Waukegan Municipal Beach by Waukegan Municipal Beach August 3, 2011

Long Beach Island 

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!

"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."

Long Beach Island by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008

Pompano Beach High

The only reason Pompano Beach High School has any students is because of no school on Fridays.

Teachers show up drunk, sleep with students, and do drugs in their cars.

Favoritism over students is a definite.

Most kids who attend make attempts at being "ghetto" but fail miserably.

"Let's go to Pompano Beach High School!"
"Yeah, they have Fridays off!"

Pompano Beach High by ValjeanMarguriet August 20, 2008

Vagina beach 

A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.

Uniformed Shlub: DUDE! Where are you going for spring break
Me: VAGINA BEACH!
{short pause}
Shlub: Aren't we all.........

Vagina beach by Reesezizow July 29, 2005

Solana Beach 

best place to live, great beaches, low tourist count unlike ENC or Del Mar or Carmel Valley. LOTS of drugs, both fun and dangerous. couple hot chicks, couple chillas, home to steve o and his friends known as "xyz". if ur ever in SB, take a trip to the xyz house, they'll be sure to greet u with a 40 and a tattoo.

i wouldn't want to live anywhere else besides Solana Beach, whoever disagrees smokes rocks or likes police officers, cuz theres none of them here aswell. come find me if u dont agree.

Solana Beach by Alex Odegard October 9, 2007

Hove Beach

The fictional part of Liberty City you first start out at in the game Grand Theft Auto IV. Locations include: Roman's Taxi Depot, Roman's Apartment, and the only Carabet Club

Hove Beach is a haven for Eastern European immigrants

Hove Beach by Jack del Plaga August 8, 2008

Long beach sneak 

Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!

Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!

Long beach sneak by johnny mcnaughten November 13, 2011