Battery Acid

Any kind of monster energy drink and alot of candy inside of it.

girl: Ayo my new battery acid drink was fucking sick

Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid

girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude

by hoeyaa June 1, 2021

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with

At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!

by Varrdg November 17, 2017

Brownie Batter

When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.

Bro i was giving this chick a brownie batter last night.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018