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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.
For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN
by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008
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Batman

Joel is the true batman
by Batman95222 October 30, 2021
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Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.
"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015
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Batman and Black Canary

A relationship between Batman And Black Canary, both need each other and both love each other, but Green Arrow and Catwoman keep shitting in otherwise they'd be In love, they both complete each other as Batman is a Badass Dude named Bruce Wayne whereas Black Canary is a Hothead Blonde named Laurel Lance, both had a high pitch romance in Comics as Thrillkiller and All Star Batman sometimes Wattpad Fanfictions and there's mutual respect and secret love between Batman and Black Canary in Young Justice TV Show
Batman and Black Canary is so wonderful I wish they get a chance together

Batman and Black Canary Romance was something I had in mind but somebody already made the two lovers come together

Best ship in Fiction I said Batman and Black Canary, Wonder Woman and Batman, Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor
by The Vigilante May 9, 2021
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batman

When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.
I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night
by cr3my testicle July 29, 2021
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Batman

Batman is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book Detective Comics on March 30, 1939. In the DC Universe continuity, Batman is the alias of Marc, a wealthy Trinidadian playboy, philanthropist, and industrialist who resides in Gotham City.
Marc is Batman
He will always be Batman
Marc is the Dark Knight
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