Superman

A superhero that wears glasses for his disguise without anyone knowing that he is superman. He is not so super considering a green rock is his weakness.
Really Superman?! A green rock?!
by TheJimst3r March 28, 2016
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Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.
Never fear! Batman is here!
by TheJimst3r March 28, 2016
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