limey bastard

A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.
Fuck off if you cant take a joke, you miserable snaggletoothed limey bastard.
by The Elf December 18, 2005
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communist bastard

1. the highest level of communist loserness
2. communist who doesn't know who their father is
Die you communist bastard!
by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002
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spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.
by derelictus May 31, 2010
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toss the bastard

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.
by EntropySoup June 10, 2008
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Rat bastard

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time
Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man
by CrispyFried May 14, 2003
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Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.
He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.
by Bizarro Waffle Monkey August 30, 2008
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