bent barrel .38

Any old handgun, usually a revolver, which is well worn-out. It refers to surplus police .38 revolvers, with a long slender barrel, which is noticeably bent. The barrel became bent after an officer used it too many time to pistol-whipping suspects into submission, by hitting them over the head with the barrel of the gun.

Don't bother aiming. You can't hit a damn thing with that bent barrel .38.

by High_Sierra November 29, 2009

Squarroll Barroll

Variation of "Darroll" but contains more emphasis. Term used when a person does something so stupid or irrelevant that a phrase lacking sense in its entirety is called for.

Person A - "Dude, he's being such a Darroll right now."

Person B - "No way, you're being too nice. He's being a fucking Squarroll Barroll"

Person A - "Damn... poor guy..."

by Behbi Johker January 27, 2011

three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".

Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.

This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

by lightprovider October 22, 2017

Empty Barrel

An attention seeking individual whose full of hot air but makes a big noise about what they "think" they know.

There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those who actually "know" what they're talking about.
2. Those who "think" they know what they're talking about. An empty barrel.

Jack: That politician really puts on a convincing show but she really has no idea what she's talking about! She's an empty barrel.

by The Brodsters October 21, 2017

out of the barrel

When a pronounced alcoholic decides or is forced into a dry spell with every intention to return to that lifestyle eventually.

Tim: Where's Jim? He drank everyone under the table last week!

Kim: He'll be out of the barrel for a while, he took up a course to get his certs.

by letfireraindown November 19, 2010

barbell

A double ended butt plug

I shoved the barbell in my cats balloon knot while anal grease gushed everywhere. All the while the cat was using my coin purse as a scratching post. It was the best thing since sliced bread.

by DShannon August 17, 2008