Backseat Banter

The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.

Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8

Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA

No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter

Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA

I love you mom.

by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010

backlack

The severe lack of a shapely ass; a small booty.

I.e., the opposite of badonkadonk.

Man, that skinny girl has a bad case of backlack.

by purplehayes, BOSTON, MA March 12, 2011

backlazer

someone who will lay or sleep anywhere no matter the circumstances, including sand,dirt,or a jizz-drenched pile of laundry

Mel: look at rob, he's just lying there on the sand. he must not mind that he's laying on pieces of dead kelp and lobster pieces while been crawled on by ants!
Joe: what a backlazer...

by Al Gore(just kidding) July 7, 2011

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

Backseat DJ

I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)

Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!

by Kermie_K October 18, 2014

Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.

Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here

by The Biggest of Vinnies June 13, 2015

Backer Man

A guy you bring along to a fight to back you up, just in case things go south.

The Sandman is mouthing off again, and we might throw down. You got my back?
Yea, I'm your backer man.

by idyt January 20, 2017