backlazer

someone who will lay or sleep anywhere no matter the circumstances, including sand,dirt,or a jizz-drenched pile of laundry

Mel: look at rob, he's just lying there on the sand. he must not mind that he's laying on pieces of dead kelp and lobster pieces while been crawled on by ants!
Joe: what a backlazer...

by Al Gore(just kidding) July 7, 2011

backwater

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."

by Tengu March 22, 2009

backlasher

A well known "anti-stathead" poster on Baseball Primer.

Backlasher stunk up the room.

by The Primer Chimp November 24, 2004

Backwater

A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.

If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.

by Cineambulist January 28, 2010

russian backloader

The Russian backloader is a sex act in which the giving end spreads the anus of the receiving end (Normally female) with his/her fingers. The dom then proceeds to insert pastries and/or different dry foods into the anus of the dominated partner. The couple then engages in vaginal pleasure until the dominated partner is approaching ejaculation, at which point they ejaculate into the mouth of the dominator while simultaneously excreting the inserted pastries or other foods. Usually a very mess oriented occasion.

“Hey bro, my girl and I tried the Russian backloader last night”
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”

by FineWineForTwo September 17, 2020

Backwater hoe

Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently

This backwater hoe don’t even get it

by KingKong26379493 February 9, 2022

backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"

by Talsier September 8, 2010