The Backyarder

When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.

Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"

by Nut Zach March 23, 2008

magical mystery backwards oreo

An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.

Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.

by Lump sum September 1, 2009

backyard boinking

to engage in sexual activities in your girl's backyard

Hey sara, did u enjoy your backyard boinking?

by anonymousbackyardboinker July 13, 2007

Backwards People

The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti

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by rcsamDuckworth May 18, 2019

I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.

--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.

by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011

blackbeard

noun or transitive verb, referring to the act of inserting one's penis into someone's anus, being sure as to get a good coating of feces, then turning said person around and wiping their own feces on their face with one's penis, thus giving them the appearance of blackbeard the pirate, as well as humiliating them and degrading their human worth.

I walked up to Janine at the party and blackbearded her bitch face. Then she cried and I drank her tears, being careful to avoid drinking her feces as well.

by ericred666 May 14, 2006

backyard bbq pit

This is when the leftover bbq sauce from a take out order is use to cover the anus in and around it. Then one bbq loving individual eats the bbq covered buttocks!

Lonnie and Megan made a backyard bbq pit with all the leftover sauce from there dinner!

by Redraw28 May 8, 2017