1 definition by ericred666
noun or transitive verb, referring to the act of inserting one's penis into someone's anus, being sure as to get a good coating of feces, then turning said person around and wiping their own feces on their face with one's penis, thus giving them the appearance of blackbeard the pirate, as well as humiliating them and degrading their human worth.
I walked up to Janine at the party and blackbearded her bitch face. Then she cried and I drank her tears, being careful to avoid drinking her feces as well.
by ericred666 May 4, 2006