Athens, Pennsylvania

A small town where all there is fun to do is drugs and your uncle is also your cousin.

Welcome to Athens, Pennsylvania. Athens, Pennsylvania is a small place that no one ever goes.

by A.D.Omy January 13, 2018

Atheist Slut

a girl or guy who doesnt beleive in God but when she has sex with multiply partners screams out God's name.

Becca was a hard core atheist slut every night when her lovers banged her she could be heard callng out god's name

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

Atheist

Someone who doesn’t believe in a higher power or god-like figure. Atheists are often unfairly stereotyped because they don’t believe in the same things as religious people. In fact, atheists are some of the most tolerant people out there. You see Christians hating on atheists and claiming it’s because they “follow the path of the devil”. How many Christians do you know that cuss? I’m an atheist, and I have never uttered a curse word in my entire life. Please stop this unfair hatred. I’m just believing in what I think is true, just like you.

Religious person: “You’re a (curse word) atheist? You must be a (curse word) terrible person”
Me: “At least I’m not cussing at you because you aren’t an atheist”

by Atheist2003 June 6, 2018

Atheist

Adj. A person who is angry at, and no longer believes in any God because they didn't get what they wanted on their birthday or on a Christmas early in their life.

Little Johnny: God! Why didn't I get a Super Nintendo for Christmas?! I hate you! I'm an atheist now!

or

Young Adult Josh: God! Why didn't I get a MacBook Pro?! Now I can't be better than all those PC users at school! I hate you! From here on I'm an Atheist

by truththe57 August 17, 2010

Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Atheism

by Claptrap January 1, 2014

Athenaphobia

Fear of the fear caused by existential thinking.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about Ken?
Ralph: No, what?
Bob: He had to go to the hospital for a panic attack. Turns out he has athenaphobia.

by Jameyers December 26, 2013

Atheist

A human who does not believe in a sentient being capable of modifying the fundamental rules of physics and the universe (Also known as a god). Often, the term is used in contrast to the term Theist or Creationist.

An Atheist is not something you put on a sandwich.

by No one of consequence August 21, 2014