Claptrap's definitions

Clapson

The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.

"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"

by ClapTrap July 25, 2012

Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Atheism

by Claptrap January 1, 2014